[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago

Cheery! Stop playing with your lipstick and go down to Cable Street. Igor's potatoes have escaped again and Washpot can't find Fred and Nobby.

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago


[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I don't know why you were downvoted because those are pure facts

(i assume you wish for Whitaker to be fornicated, not the OP)

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Oh I ain't dead, I'm just real depressed

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Wait you pronounce it gif!? It's pronounced gif you insensitive clod! I can't believe there are heathens out here pronouncing it gif. NGL, I'm embarrassed for you.

On a completely unrelated subject, I gave a gift to my girlfriend of a giraffe with a sigil, but she didn't get the gist of my generosity.

It's pronounced gif

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

If i knew of any execs near where i live they would be getting a front row seat to my reenactment of the Office Space printer scene.

It's rare for me to viscerally hate someone just for existing, but if i met an HP exec I would have to exert quite a bit of self control to not beat them until I lost feeling in my hands

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Ray Belli is amazing and I've failed to learn so many things from his podcast because as soon as he starts speaking my mind wanders. It's like the audio version of reading the same paragraph four times because my brain decides to think about something else while my eyes move across the page

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 80 points 6 days ago

I've always pronounced daemon as "day-mun", as opposed to "dee-mun" (for demon). Then i played Cyberpunk 2077 and they're calling daemons "dee-muns" and I'm beginning to doubt myself

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 120 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For reference for those using freedom units that's roughly 60 mph in a 20 mph zone

Bonus. In eagle burger land that will either land you:

  • $200 fine and 2 points on your license (varies on state)

  • shot in the face (dwb and reaching for a ~~gun~~ wallet)

  • nothing (hello fellow patrolman, have a great day killing pet dogs)

Source: I'm a red-blooded freedom loving eagle burger citizen

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