[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 48 minutes ago

If the medicine you need is just dopamine, take 2 comedy shows and call me in the morning. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 50 minutes ago

I like to box, but I'm also not super good at it so multiple times.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 56 minutes ago

This has made me wonder how difficult it is to make the drug and if NileRed could make a video on how to do it. ๐Ÿค”

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 59 minutes ago)

Which Kirk and which show/movie where he dies? He's died at least 4 times in 3 different universes.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Detest, Voyager, missing/extra pips.


[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Sounds like someone is in dire need of some cloches.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Even At-will employment doesn't mean they can fire you for any reason.

The reasons in which they couldn't are for protected classes like race, religion, etc. Though they can always just, you know, lie.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Grindr's been a big help.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 hour ago

If I look surprised, would my eyebrows be technically on my forehead, thus giving it hair? ๐Ÿค”

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

If games on Steam were 30% more expensive than anywhere else, you (and the lawsuit's plaintiffs) might have had a point.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Now I kinda wanna prompt an AI to give me a picture of an extremely large Bob Ross using a pallet as his palette.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Why is the 30% publishing cut of dev sales thing even part of a CLA of players? It literally doesn't affect them.

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Just as the title says: Have you ever clicked on an ad, knowing it was an ad, on purpose? What ad was it? Why did you click it?

Curious because I realized I have not once in my life clicked on an ad shown online on purpose. Accidentally, and being tricked into clicking the wrong thing sure; never with intent though.


Think of the universe as a painting. There's the image made in paint, and the surface it was painted on. The canvas.

The stars, the planets, the gasses, the matter and energy and even the space between are the paint. What's the canvas? Is there a canvas? Would the canvas follow the same rules as the paint?

submitted 2 months ago by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/movies@lemmy.world

Half-Baked. Happy Gilmore. Billy Madison. Grandma's Boy. Dude, Where's My Car? Where have the movies like this gone? Clerks 3 was, I think, the last good one I've ever seen (and even they got too real and too sad so I don't even know if I ever want to see it again as a comedy). There's gotta be some good, funny shit that's even funnier when stoned out of your mind that's more recent than that, right?


Why not periods? Why doesn't every sentence in Spanish that isn't a question or exclamation start with a period floating in the sky?

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/3dprinting@lemmy.world

One of the stepper motors' switch things (the metal part that hits the bar to tell the motor it's at one end of the track) came out and it's either bent too much or snapped off (it's so small I can't really tell) and it doesn't go back in place, which means I can't use the printer because the motor with the head on it doesn't know when it has reached the end of the track and just tries to keep going if I don't stop it.

My first thought was to print a new piece but... That won't work when I have to use the printer to do that. The motor itself is great. It's just that stupid little metal triangle thing used to give the teeny tiny switch some more surface area to be pressed.


Right now it's augmenting reality with fake shit. Like you see the real world and can put non-real things in it. What I'd like to be able to do is be in a fake world and bring real world objects into that.

Like, say I'm in VRchat just sitting somewhere hanging out it would be cool if I could bring my drink, my food, my vape, etc into the game so I don't have to fumble around looking for them with my hands. I haven't found anything that does this though... :/

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/pillow_talk@lemmy.world

Where's the bot that always wildly misunderstands the assignment and creates the cursed monkey paw shit?


My previous phone's charge port finally went kaput so I had to get something new. The best option I had was a Pixel 8 or 8 Pro. I went with the 8 since it looked like the only major difference other than price was the cameras, and I don't take a lot of pictures.

  1. It's half the size of my previous phone. I'm a big guy and I like big phones, especially of the phablet variety. This thing feels like it's made for children.
  2. Because it's a carrier branded device, I can't actually install the custom OS I wanted to because the option for OEM Unlock is grayed out. Which wouldn't be a surprise had this information been front and center on Graphene or Lineage's supported phone page and not half way through the instructions for install.
  3. Fucker has ads!
  4. Don't know what to do with my 2TB sd card since absolutely nothing available had an SD slot.

I'm so sick of these closed down bastards. I wanna be able to build my own like I would a PC ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


Just had this thought while running with my dog and getting fatigued. Why does it feel like that? What is going on in the tissue to make it "burn?"

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