Cabdy labd (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago

I was scared of him as a kid. I was sure he’d eat or touch lil boys.

[-] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

He glops them

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 21 points 2 months ago

He's just a silly guy doing the best he can in a candy-based economy

[-] ForeGone@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago
[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 18 points 2 months ago

Just cause he's not conventionally attractive that makes him a freak? Damn this is glopiphobia

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago
[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

Jealous that they'll never feel the slop of his tongue

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

He likes to wear wet socks in bed

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

He just like me fr

[-] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

At last the long lost brother of the globglogabgalab

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And distant cousin of the Great Mighty Poo.

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I bit and had to look up globglogabgalab. From what I can tell, globglogabgalab is a human monster from a Christian kids movie that consumes/eats ideas in books and sometimes consumes/eats people but the creator says it's not an anti-book message but to me it seems to portray reading books something only monsters/bad-guys do. Idk, I'm not a kid but the inference was pretty obvious.

What I do know, globglogabgalab's flow is sick.

[-] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If I remember correctly the idea was to not consume books "uncritically". Whereas the globglogabgalab is just devouring books without examining what thoughts he is ingesting.

Also he has a navel and there are unfortunate implications to that.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I... do not remember gloppy... but Google informs me he was a thing. Neat.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Repressed memories are fun

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago

Damn what that gloppy glussy feel like tho?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I bet it's sloppy, floppy and gloopy.

[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

I'm not up to date on the lingo, is freak cool?

[-] hunter2@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

What a clown

[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I’m gonna chain you to the radiator and glop you in the mouth!

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