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Tis the season (lemmy.world)
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[-] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Those are cooked fries on the counter.

A grater cannot cook the potato slices to look like that during slicing.

Also, no grater I’ve ever encountered can produce square slices like that.

I DONT THINK THIS IS REAL!!!

Those elves are NOT REALLY MURDERING THAT CHRISTMAS POTATO BY RUNNING IT UP AND DOWN A GRATER!1!!1

FAKE NEWS EBRYBODY!!!11

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

YOUR grater cannot cook the potato slices to look like that

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Any grater can do it if you're brave enough. The key is to hook one of the leads of a car battery up to the grater and the other up to the potato.

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Actually, Mr Potato Head is just grinding ass, the elfs are helping. The fries where there when they got there

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Also, grated potatoes are literally hash browns. They could have tried jus a little harder.

[-] kubica@kbin.social 1 points 2 months ago

I know, it can't be real, maybe it's reversed?

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Instead of the fries shaved off potatohead’s ass, you’re suggesting the fries are being shoved up his ass? This is gay S&M porn, you sick fuck. I’m reporting you to the local Moms For Liberty chapter

[-] aniki@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

I tried to render this with Dall-e

https://files.catbox.moe/hb6hu3.jpg

You're welcome.

this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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